The Worst Methods to Have Safe Sex!

Ok, we’ve looked at some of the best ways to have safe sex, so now it’s time to look at the worst ways to do it! Some of these are tried and true (resulting in my gorgeous son by the way!) so if you’re trying to avoid pregnancy, STDs, or any anxiety tied to these things, AVOID THESE SO CALLED ‘SAFE SEX’ METHODS!

The Old Pull Out Method

With a reputation among teens as old as time, the old pull out method is a stand by used by young men to avoid wearing a condom. The idea behind it is simple: pull out of the vagina before you ejaculate and that way, you avoid shooting your sperm into your girlfriend. This method may have history, but it doesn’t work. This is because even a man’s lubrication has sperm in it and it only takes one of these little buggers to make a baby. Plus there’s no guarantee that he’ll be able to pull out before ejaculating anyway.

Sex Standing Up

Fun? Yes. Safe? Nothttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif so much. The idea behind this one is that if you have sex while standing up, the sperm won’t be able to go anywhere because they’ll be fighting against gravity and will fail. Although sperm will have a slightly harder time of it going uphill, so to speak, the woman’s vagina muscles are built to help sperm go to where they need to go through muscle contractions and through a woman’s own lubrication cushioning the run. Sex standing up may look great in a porn, but it’s useless as a contraceptive.

Sex in the Water

A common one and great if you’re low on lubrication. The idea behind this one-both in a pool, bath, or shower-is that the sperm will be washing away before they can get into the woman’s body. Of course, this is completely wrong since the man’s penis will be inside of the woman where there isn’t any water! But this one persists anyway.

Counting the Days

The calendar method of figuring out when a woman is fertile or not is based around the fact that women are really only fertile for about one hundred hours a month, around 11-16 days before her period. However, it’s that ‘around’ that trips people up. Trying to figure out when it’s safe to have sex around a calendar is like playing Russian Roulette; you’ll probably be right, but then again, you might not be. The only way to do this method properly is through the Billing’s Method of Natural family planning; and even it’s by no means a sure thing.

Masturbate then Recreate!

Masturbating before sex has a few benefits-it makes men go longer and gets them warmed up. However, where it flops is as a contraceptive. The idea behind this one is that when you shoot off the first time, you’ll get rid of all your sperm (or most of it anyway) and thus greatly reduce the odds of impregnating your partner. It fails because, just like with the Pull it out method, it only takes one lucky sperm to make a baby.

If your partner tries to pull any of these on you, shut him (or her!) down quick. These are the worst ways to have safe sex, not the best ways!

Have a nice day folks!